"Look, the pie!"

   — Ancient proverb for defusing tense family situations (via shakeitallout)

daddykinkcapaldi:

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

hail hydra

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane)

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

(Source: ofela)

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

darylalexsy:


DAY 17
Your favorite holiday

I’m a big fan of holidays in general, so I’ll just go with “the next one.” If you haven’t microwaved a Peep, you haven’t lived.

darylalexsy:

DAY 17

Your favorite holiday

I’m a big fan of holidays in general, so I’ll just go with “the next one.” If you haven’t microwaved a Peep, you haven’t lived.

Frozen Characters Designs by Jim Kin (x)

(Source: mickeyandcompany)

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

(Source: leatherh0ff)

princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

supernaturalapocalypse:

Season 9 - Dean worried about Cas

pomodoko:

Based on this post, I finally managed to finish my first fan comic for Captain America.